Full Moon

This post is going to be short...but I think its worth sharing none the less...

I was crossing the street today on my way home from my exam. I was feeling pretty good about myself for getting an A, when I stepped off the curb. A schoolbus filled with high school kids turned and I backed up...seemed like a normal reaction, and then I went to cross the street...when some jackass in some crap ass car nearly hit me. He honked his horn, opened his window and yelled "Hey jackass, watch where you're going!" I had the little walking man and all...so, instead of verbally retaliating with some comment about defiling his mother...and showing restraint not to just flip him off...I mooned him, I dropped trou and showed that jackass, my ass! Hope he had a great day! I know I did.