Full Moon

This post is going to be short...but I think its worth sharing none the less...

I was crossing the street today on my way home from my exam. I was feeling pretty good about myself for getting an A, when I stepped off the curb. A schoolbus filled with high school kids turned and I backed up...seemed like a normal reaction, and then I went to cross the street...when some jackass in some crap ass car nearly hit me. He honked his horn, opened his window and yelled "Hey jackass, watch where you're going!" I had the little walking man and all...so, instead of verbally retaliating with some comment about defiling his mother...and showing restraint not to just flip him off...I mooned him, I dropped trou and showed that jackass, my ass! Hope he had a great day! I know I did.

Earth Day

Today is Earth Day...how exciting! I'm all for respecting and saluting our planet and attempting to honor it in a bullshit event that is ignored by the vast majority of people. I, however, feel very strongly about our planet. The polar ice caps are melting, our oceans are becoming a hot tub and I can't fucking sweat anymore! I'm wearing a pair of linen shorts, and a heather grey t-shirt with a blue sweatshirt. After having been on the bus for a mere 25 minutes...I'm certain I've sweat through the shorts...of course they're linen and blue...so it looks like someone poured water down my back...not to mention I never wear heather grey t-shirts and for one reason exactly. So I sweat a little bit...and I've got what I call the superman crest...a crest shaped sweat mark right on the chest...how sexy!

So, time to turn off the lights, take a bus or walk, and reduce our carbon emissions. And I promise to wear layers, lots of deodorant, and only natural fabrics that breathe. 

Happy Earth Day!

Why My Mouth Is Open

Everyone asks why my mouth is open, and here's the answer...

I drink...alot...and while it has been called "a cause for concern", that is hardly the topic of this entry. I figured I'd start by explaining this photo. It's a funny face right? It's also the banner for Hairspray on Broadway, and I guess secretly I want to be a fat, singer and dancer in 1962. Luckily for me it only comes out when I've been drinking...If you look carefully look at the time stamp on the picture, this was taken at 12:33...and needless to say...I was drinking...There is a whole slew of photos that follow this one, including some awesome make-out shots, but this is the one I use for everything. It has appeared on different sites and usually illicits snarky comments about what I'm hoping to do with my mouth, and the reality is, just fill it with alcohol! Put it in my mouf as we say!!! (Alcohol that is...tequila)